Just call me Ron! Hi, I'm a Big-O Tire Specialist. I can rotate your tires, do an oil change... heck, I can even check out the junk in your trunk and test your spare tire for pressure if you want me to, Babe. *wink* One guy at my work told me he saw me walk by his office and thought I was a service guy here to do work on the building--nothing big, nothing unusual. Our office building is falling apart at the seams anyways so there are always rough guys walking around fixing things so it was nothing new to have another scruffy lookin' character cruisin' the hallways, but as soon as I started talkin' and chucklin' under my breath and pickin' up on all the sexy babes and the sexy dudes dressed up like sexy babes, well... you could kinda tell it wasn't so much a guy under all the facial hair, grease, and tire-tred marks up my arms and face. I had a lot of fun--and so did my friends I'm sure with all of their awesome costumes. We had Frankfurter from Rocky Horror Picture Show (cross-dresser for those of you who don't know), Off-Season Michael Phelps (Olympic Gold Medalist Swimmer), Fairy Princess (which wouldn't be unusual except she was a 250 lb. DUDE), a Wheaties Box, a Troll Doll, and Barak Obama (gotta see the picture to understand).
Friday, October 31, 2008
HALLOWEEN: Ron The "Hot" Auto-Mechanic
Just call me Ron! Hi, I'm a Big-O Tire Specialist. I can rotate your tires, do an oil change... heck, I can even check out the junk in your trunk and test your spare tire for pressure if you want me to, Babe. *wink* One guy at my work told me he saw me walk by his office and thought I was a service guy here to do work on the building--nothing big, nothing unusual. Our office building is falling apart at the seams anyways so there are always rough guys walking around fixing things so it was nothing new to have another scruffy lookin' character cruisin' the hallways, but as soon as I started talkin' and chucklin' under my breath and pickin' up on all the sexy babes and the sexy dudes dressed up like sexy babes, well... you could kinda tell it wasn't so much a guy under all the facial hair, grease, and tire-tred marks up my arms and face. I had a lot of fun--and so did my friends I'm sure with all of their awesome costumes. We had Frankfurter from Rocky Horror Picture Show (cross-dresser for those of you who don't know), Off-Season Michael Phelps (Olympic Gold Medalist Swimmer), Fairy Princess (which wouldn't be unusual except she was a 250 lb. DUDE), a Wheaties Box, a Troll Doll, and Barak Obama (gotta see the picture to understand).
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The Wheaties Box was by far the best, I have to say.
It's true--I have to say it was worth the wait and suspense to see you in that Wheaties Box. You played the part well, my friend. That was freakin' awesome. =)
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